PLEASE STOP THIS IF YOU CAN ITS FUNNY

We all have to agree: In our entire Facebook friend-list, there are at least 40% of them who are girls and are probably the only reason why our Facebook news feed looks like a 4 year old’s drawing book. Yes, Facebook admits it connects people but trust me some of them, especially girls take this tagline way too seriously! Some of the posts and statuses they update are so bewildering to the human eye that if Zuck himself saw them, he would wonder why he even created this genius networking portal. Anyway, before the adversity rises and in case we have to see a Facebook doomsday even before 21st Dec,2012, it’s better I mention what girls really need to stop posting on Facebook. You’ll thank me for this later.

 

1. Stop Making Your Bathroom a Photo Booth 

Yes. I don’t know who really started this weird  and “pain-to-the-eye” trend but trust me, every other teenage girl & now even boys has this weird habit of clicking photos in the bathroom (some obsession with the mirror I say) and then putting all of them on Facebook with poor editing courtesy Photoshop. Anyway, if you girls think clicking such photos with weird poses would make you look “Omg Hawwwt <3”, then seriously, IT DOESN’T! It looks as lame as Batman trying to wear a Superman’s costume on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Period.Pun not intended.

 

2. Stop Letting Us Know You’re At Mcdonalds Through 200 Photos.

This is the time when I feel sorry for digital cameras. Only they can understand what they go through when people just can’t stop clicking anything they come across. Yes I understand that people love to catch up with their friends (Of course, how else are they going to bitch around and gossip) but that doesn’t mean you click photos of what you’re eating, how you’re eating and then post in on Facebook to have us throw up in our mouths.

3. Stop Posting Romantic/Sad Lyrics as a Status Update.

Look. It’s really not bad to put up song lyrics as your status provided you’re listening to that song and you feel like posting the lyrics. But updating lyrical statuses every 2 minutes? Seriously I would love to know what kinda iPod is that. The worst part is, updating such statuses only invites further timid and lame comments from fellow girl friends who go like : “OmG I love this track” (even though she doesn’t) or “This is totally my song” (even though it isn’t).

4. Stop Being In A Relationship With Your Best Friend Unless You’re Really A Lesbian.

  Every 4th Girl I know on Facebook is in a relationship with her female best friend. Seriously? So one day you were dating a Nerd and the next day you turn into a Lesbian. How does this phenomenon happen? Ofcourse I understand you love your best friend but that doesn’t mean you suddenly pretend on Facebook that you’re in a steady relationship with her especially when you’re committed to a guy yourself. For some of your girl friends it might seem “Cute” and “Aww” and whatever. But for me, it is “lame” “dumb” stupid” and “hilariously weird”.

And lastly…….

5. Stop Sharing Sad And Gooey Photos With Those Weird Depressing Quotations.

This is when I really hate to see break-ups on Facebook. Not because I feel sorry for the Girl, but because for the next few days, all I’m going to see in my Facebook News feed is silly and depressing photos handpicked from Google Search with those romantic texts in the background. Eeeuww ! Like seriously, how is sharing Sad photos going to help you get over and move on in life? Such photos for others are even more annoying than your depressing song lyrics you update every 2 minutes. If you break up, Go out with friends, socialise, have fun instead of being on Facebook and posting and sharing break-up photos.

so I ll conclude it by saying,repeating & requesting again please stop this it is funny.....and sometimes depressing also.......