VIBIENN PRAKAR KE ADHYAPAK

Last week I came across one article in the newspaper which should have shattered a few misconceptions in our country. An extensive research conducted across 72countries put our education system at the second worst of the lot. Don’t believe me?
well No choice but you have to
We have been led to believe through all these years that our education system produces some of the best brains in the world. And that we’re in demand in MNCs across the globe because of this fact. The truth however, like always, is ugly!
MNCs love to hire Indians because we have the maximum work output with the minimal wage and perk demands. We’re so happy to be earning in dollars that we don’t really mind working inhuman hours at below standard wages. We are even grateful to our more-than-just wealthy employers.
According to me,Our country lacks the most in good teaching standards.
Yah I mean it,ok why don't you  Look back at your own school days, and try to remember the teachers that really inspired you. You should consider yourself lucky if you can think of more than 3 such teachers.
Teaching is not an easy task. It takes tremendous skill and patience to be a good teacher. A good teacher has the ability to transform the world, much like a superhero.But in our country They don’t get good money nor fame on a majority.
Therefore it’s pretty clear why we get teachers who resemble villains more than heroes. We have a typical set of teachers in every school/college in the country and most of them belong to one of these categories of types of teachers(ADHYAPAK) :

1.REGIONAL BIAS WALE
This is a teacher who believes that his students should progress a lot in life, only if they are having ‘instinct surname’. I have lived in various parts of the country and so I can tell you that there is not one city or school where you won’t find a teacher with a regional bias. These guys will do everything in their power to help the kids having ‘better’ surnames. They hold a special  unreasonable grudge against students of a certain state or region. This biased love is generally seen clearly during vivas, practicals and even in the classroom.

2.JOKE THA HASNA THA KYA LAMEST SENSE OF HUMOR WALE
Stop grinning already! I know you’re remembering that one sad professor who thought he he was the funniest and the most charming stud in town. But his jokes could only make your cringe till the last brain cell committed suicide. And most of this type come with an ultra loud laughter that would put Dolly Bindra to shame. The teacher’s pet will join him in his loud laughter camps in the classroom, making you wonder if you really want to continue living on this planet.

3. THE POOR YET COOL TEACHER
This one draws the sympathy out of you. This teacher does not belong to the first two categories. He/She is not annoying, perverted or lame. But neither is he good at his job as a teacher. You don’t understand a single word of what he teaches but then you’re OK with it since you can sleep or chill in his lecture. Such teachers are actually like slow poison. They don’t teach and yet no one minds their existence. The students love them, but for all the wrong reasons.

4.MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER 
Ok this is the one whom you have a CRUSH.Enough of it already Farah Khan has directed whole MAI HU NA on this.Lets not discuss about this category.

5.PERFECT ROLE MODEL TEACHER
This is that one teacher that you loved for all the right reasons. He/she inspired you like no one else which is why you still remember that one even today. Such teachers generally take a lot of flak from their colleagues for various reasons. It could be for showing faith in the most seemingly hopeless kids, or for his out of the box thinking or something as idiotic as his charm/looks. Rule of thumb in school : The love of teachers in the staff room is inversely proportional to the love of students in the class room. A teacher loved by and large by the students is hated by and large by the teachers.

 Our education system teaches you that in order to make money you have to study science or at least be an MBA. Any form of creativity will be rewarded with job insecurities and lack of respect in family. And the best thing they teach us is that if you don’t have the skill or aptitude for your course then you must do whatever it takes to score well. Licking teacher’s rears, bribing or in some extreme cases fake degrees will easily help you secure your future.

WE NEED A LIFE NOW
WITH ALL THE SUFFERED CREATIVE STUDENTS SINGING
"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE
GIVE ME SOME RAIN
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"

IF YOU ARE AWAKE,THEN STAY AWAKE DON’T SLEEP

Dear mmmmmmm dunnno whom am I writing up this letter may be for myself or for every common men.We think you can do maximum of 2G scandels but then you crossed limit now don’t talk below 3G scandels.Ohhh 100 crores up & down hardly matters you know in our country.In fact its just a starting.

I dream to go to Mumbai & den hve my further studies over there but then when I listen about terrorist attacks I seriously have scary situation.When people goes & ask them why this terrioism.They have always a simple answer “aatankwad ka khuch nai kar sakte h sabko saath dena padega”.

But then control of corruption,increase in rates is in your hands or not,Its all happening around you but still you are doing nothing.”AAM AADMI KO BHAARI SAMSYA HAI YEHI BAAT AAM AADMI KO BOLKAR CHALE JATE HO” AAM AADMI AAM AADMI AAM AADMI AAM AADMI go hell with this aam aadmi..

 I want each & every one of us should forget that we are aam aadmi infact we should act like one INDIAN.We have voted them so that they can help us out & n case they are forgetting their duty then we should fulfill our duty by making them remember their so called duty.

If you have any single trouble don’t just face it infact stand up talk to your near by ones.Write letters to MLA’s,CMs,PM & all ministers etc etc write it,irritate them don’t panic be besharam ask again & again for your rights….Kab tak nai sunege they will & they have too …….

SOOO IF YOU ARE AWAKE,THEN STAY AWAKE DON’T SLEEP

ITS FOR YOU>>>>>>>YES YOU…..

You're never alone, I'm always near,
When your troubled, down or blue.
All you have to do is call me,
I'm always here for you.

It doesn't matter where I'm at,
It doesn't matter when.
When you need someone to talk to,
I'm here to be your friend.

If you need someone to hold your hand,
or a hug to say I care.
If you need a shoulder to cry on,
for you I will be there.

So never think you are a burden,
when the weight gets to be to much.
You might find if look hard enough,
a good friend could be the right touch.

You're never alone, I'm always here,
through the good times and the worst.
I'm always here to be your friend,
Will never let your soul to burst.

I m mad,
But i have you guys m glad..
Its hard to thank all you all
and yes m always der to be the last hope for u to call!

Whatever it will take.
Will never let your heart brake.
I'm always there for you .
Whether its dark or the new you!

Dats what I feel for my maaa & this ones is dedicated for all mates who made my life the way it is. for all your help and friendliness..Life is wonderful when I look back I have no regret ions Its just because of you.....

Thanksssssssssss :)

CHANGE IS GOOD

Sometimes we just need to make a change~big or small. We just need to act, do something different.
We are human and we will always be changing, our needs are always changing, when one need is filled the next need now has room to make its voice heard. When we stop changing according to our environment,society,people around us.Its just I believe we have stopped living.

Not only in this way,but see even nature brings change in human beings naturally.We don't have any control over it.Example :-
We were small infant then kid then teenager then youth,after sometime  we will become earning member of our family....
So change is Ok but this a change that is natural that one can't help
But there is one change which is in our hand change for our loving ones,Yes if they say you continuously stop having alcohol or say they want to concentrate more on studies...
Or kids asking their parents to spend some time with them too  then why not.We should make sure that ego is not coming in between this...We won't become small if we do as other person or surroundings demand infact we will just grow more,more happy & surely more satisfactory :)


So dear change is good
Its good sometimes to surprise yourself by waking up 5 in the morning & going for a silent walk...
Or even singing your fav.no very loud or helping up an old lady to cross the road or helping your mom in her daily work.
If its happening let it happen na
AFTER ALL GOOD CHANGE IS GOOD
USE YOUR COMMON SENSE ALSO WHILE CHANGING AESA NAI KHUCH BHI CHANGE :P :) :)

DEMOCRATIC OH REALLY???

With an quick google of the word "DEMOCRACY" we will understand that it stands for a kind of govenmnet, kind of administration where all adult citizens have an equal say in the decisions that affect their lives. India was designed to be a democratic country, it was framed to act as a pioneer in the framing of a democratic constitution.

But sadly after so many year of independence we are thousands of mile behind the small nations then ours, the reason mainly being that we are not changing ourselves with the time, we all are a victim of that indian mentality that we were supposed to have at the time of independence .

Majority of the indian public want Ajmal Kasab to be hanged until death, but our govenment is not hearing to the dwellers of our country, they won't hang him because they fear that they might lose a particular genre of "VOTE BANK" by doing that deed.

We want instant punishments for all the leaders who were found guilt in Corruption , we want all that Black Money to be bought back to indian and instead use for the developement of our villages and for imporving the lives of the familes of Late Indian Soldiers .

We want proper and transparent management of all the funds given by the governement for the purpose of the developement, we all never come to know that how much revenue is converted into black money at each subsequent level, so we want proper publishment of money spent at each level by the government.

But we all know that none of these issue will be adressed by the government due to one or the more reasons, none valid though.

We know we can't change the present government ruling or opposite (both are the 2 sides of a same coin) , all we can do is to Change Ourselves .

Feelings which were never valued

One day we met..
He said he likes me,
He said I'm the best part of his life,
He said I'm the one who makes him complete,

I believed him so much,
I Loved him so much,
I kept my heart open for him.

After some time…
He made me realized that he cried a lot in night,
He said He missed me a lot,
He said through his deeds that pain was sweet,
He said I should feel it too,
But I said don't want to,
Because I can't be away from You...

Then one day...
He said He don't want to keep anything from me,

I said I hate you,

He never realized that was out of anger

For the reason he was changed
He said He never Loved me that way  but he loved other girl more,
I said Please stop kidding and don't scare me...
I asked him again and again but never replied me...

Then he left that girl too saying he loves some1 else

When everything was fine,
When I did no mistake,
Why it all ended with dreads,
I guess I missed out something,

I wish I was more beautiful
I guess I believed him truly,
I should have learned that,
He Never Loved me,
It was always Just me.... |♥♥♥|

 

WHY I WANT TO GIVE UP ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES?

Sometimes, you scroll down my Facebook home page and stare at what people have been upto. Apart from the usual fraaandships, you find other friends. Friends you do not even talk to anymore. You all have those people on your friend lists, don’t you? People you used to know, but don’t anymore.

Think about it. Your lives have become a sick cycles that looks a little like this.

1. Check phone

2. Check Facebook

3. Check Twitter

4. Check E-mail

5. Repeat (more often, when bored)

“But, it’s so much easier on Facebook, ya”

Let me make my stand on Facebook clear. I used to be an addict before I took a break. That’s when I realised how much it is just like High School. As you walk through the corridors, you meet the same people that you don’t know or don’t care about, except for your friends. Everyone is seeking attention because this is the only place they might be worth something. The rest are remembered only when it is their birthday, so that you could get a chocolate, maybe? Of course you still talk about them because it is fodder for gossip.

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Facebook has caused lower self esteems with profile pictures and making people feel like they need to prove they have real lives. Twitter has become the dumping ground for 140 character rants for people who think they’re getting away with everything they say.

As for our phones, do you realise how it enslaves you? Every second counts after you have hit “send” right? Because, you need to receive the reply as soon as you sent it. You say it is to connect yourself with the world, but you cannot even connect yourself with what’s immediately around you. Like that door you’re about to crash in, to begin with.

Face it. When was the last time you really waited for someone to reply? There is no anticipation, just impatient trolls thinking everyone hates you because they never replied. There are more advertisements, more people and more noise about people getting closer and more connected, but when was the last time you really asked someone how they were? Or even sent an e-mail... just because?

There was the time when you wrote elaborate letters because you wanted elaborate replies. When distance did make the heart grow fonder because you had time to let things happen. When breaking up over text is a reality. Now, all we want is undivided attention in a world where everyone’s distracted by other social networking. Or maybe, even *gasp* real life.

I don’t know what’s the best solution to it. Maybe, I will put up a poll on Facebook or ask my followers on Twitter?

Meh. If you can’t beat them, join them.

PLEASE STOP THIS IF YOU CAN ITS FUNNY

We all have to agree: In our entire Facebook friend-list, there are at least 40% of them who are girls and are probably the only reason why our Facebook news feed looks like a 4 year old’s drawing book. Yes, Facebook admits it connects people but trust me some of them, especially girls take this tagline way too seriously! Some of the posts and statuses they update are so bewildering to the human eye that if Zuck himself saw them, he would wonder why he even created this genius networking portal. Anyway, before the adversity rises and in case we have to see a Facebook doomsday even before 21st Dec,2012, it’s better I mention what girls really need to stop posting on Facebook. You’ll thank me for this later.

 

1. Stop Making Your Bathroom a Photo Booth 

Yes. I don’t know who really started this weird  and “pain-to-the-eye” trend but trust me, every other teenage girl & now even boys has this weird habit of clicking photos in the bathroom (some obsession with the mirror I say) and then putting all of them on Facebook with poor editing courtesy Photoshop. Anyway, if you girls think clicking such photos with weird poses would make you look “Omg Hawwwt <3”, then seriously, IT DOESN’T! It looks as lame as Batman trying to wear a Superman’s costume on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Period.Pun not intended.

 

2. Stop Letting Us Know You’re At Mcdonalds Through 200 Photos.

This is the time when I feel sorry for digital cameras. Only they can understand what they go through when people just can’t stop clicking anything they come across. Yes I understand that people love to catch up with their friends (Of course, how else are they going to bitch around and gossip) but that doesn’t mean you click photos of what you’re eating, how you’re eating and then post in on Facebook to have us throw up in our mouths.

3. Stop Posting Romantic/Sad Lyrics as a Status Update.

Look. It’s really not bad to put up song lyrics as your status provided you’re listening to that song and you feel like posting the lyrics. But updating lyrical statuses every 2 minutes? Seriously I would love to know what kinda iPod is that. The worst part is, updating such statuses only invites further timid and lame comments from fellow girl friends who go like : “OmG I love this track” (even though she doesn’t) or “This is totally my song” (even though it isn’t).

4. Stop Being In A Relationship With Your Best Friend Unless You’re Really A Lesbian.

  Every 4th Girl I know on Facebook is in a relationship with her female best friend. Seriously? So one day you were dating a Nerd and the next day you turn into a Lesbian. How does this phenomenon happen? Ofcourse I understand you love your best friend but that doesn’t mean you suddenly pretend on Facebook that you’re in a steady relationship with her especially when you’re committed to a guy yourself. For some of your girl friends it might seem “Cute” and “Aww” and whatever. But for me, it is “lame” “dumb” stupid” and “hilariously weird”.

And lastly…….

5. Stop Sharing Sad And Gooey Photos With Those Weird Depressing Quotations.

This is when I really hate to see break-ups on Facebook. Not because I feel sorry for the Girl, but because for the next few days, all I’m going to see in my Facebook News feed is silly and depressing photos handpicked from Google Search with those romantic texts in the background. Eeeuww ! Like seriously, how is sharing Sad photos going to help you get over and move on in life? Such photos for others are even more annoying than your depressing song lyrics you update every 2 minutes. If you break up, Go out with friends, socialise, have fun instead of being on Facebook and posting and sharing break-up photos.

so I ll conclude it by saying,repeating & requesting again please stop this it is funny.....and sometimes depressing also.......

 

WAYS TO AVOID UNWANTED CONVERSATIONS :P

HEY...
I am in a little weird mood today...because I finally got something very new to share from u all....

WAYS TO AVOID UNWANTED CONVERSATIONS :P

I know this happens every now & then & we are trapped.We want to avoid but then every time we fail to do so.RIGHT NA
We always think lets run away & we even that "I AM NOT PAYING ATTENTION STILL THIS PERSON IS NOT STOPPING ERRRR"

DO THIS,FOLLOW THESE STEPS NEXT TIME..........

& HA DON'T YOU FORGET TO SAY THANKS....

1. The Book Reading Act (improved)..

 

Imagine you are telling something very important & other person is busy reading.How would you feel?

Ignorant right...

This is the same you have to follow & trust me this will help you a lot.Not only you will feel relaxed but also you will successfully be able to convey your feelings...

2.T-Shirts

Yes you saw it right T-shirts.Next time you meet that person make sure that person see you too very carefully,Flaunt your shirt.Yes actually let me change it flaunt it in that way so that other person is able to read whats written on it..Choose your T-shirt carefully or get that T for you,If you seriously want to get rid out of it.

Get Tag lines on it like "I am allergic to bullshit like you","Don't get start again","keep your mouth shut"etc etc

 

3.Ear buds 

They are old but gold..

Yes gold as gold gives happiness same way this Ear buds are going to help u too in your bad times.This will make you both happy yet connected....

 

Yeh the sakshi ke funde,,,,

abhi inhi se kaam chalao....

aur khush raho :) :)

Thank You.....